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The sensitive man
The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they endup leaving together.
They get back to his place,and as he shows her around his apartment.
She notices that one wall of hisbedroom iscompletely filled with soft, sweet,cuddly teddy bears.There are three shelves in thebedroom,with hundreds and hundreds of cute,cuddly teddy bears carefully placedin rows, covering the entire wall!It was obvious that he had takenquite some time to lovingly arrange the mand she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all alongthe bottom shelf,medium-sized bears covering thelength of the middle shelf,and huge, enormous bears runningall the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for anobviously masculine guyto have such a large collection ofTeddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his sensitive side but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and after awhile, she finds herself thinking,
'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the futurefather of my children?'
She turns to him and kisses himlightly on the lipsHe responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her inhis arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together inthe afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,'Well,how was it?'
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek looks deeply into her eyes and says:
'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'
A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they endup leaving together.
They get back to his place,and as he shows her around his apartment.
She notices that one wall of hisbedroom iscompletely filled with soft, sweet,cuddly teddy bears.There are three shelves in thebedroom,with hundreds and hundreds of cute,cuddly teddy bears carefully placedin rows, covering the entire wall!It was obvious that he had takenquite some time to lovingly arrange the mand she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all alongthe bottom shelf,medium-sized bears covering thelength of the middle shelf,and huge, enormous bears runningall the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for anobviously masculine guyto have such a large collection ofTeddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his sensitive side but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and after awhile, she finds herself thinking,
'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the futurefather of my children?'
She turns to him and kisses himlightly on the lipsHe responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her inhis arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together inthe afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,'Well,how was it?'
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek looks deeply into her eyes and says:
'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'
Women's golfers
Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched in horror asher ball headed directly toward a Foursome of men playing the next hole.The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands Togetherat his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I couldrelieve your pain if you'd allow me,"she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping hishands together at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosenedhis pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long momentsand asked,'How does that feel'?
He replied:"It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken."
One teed off and watched in horror asher ball headed directly toward a Foursome of men playing the next hole.The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands Togetherat his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I couldrelieve your pain if you'd allow me,"she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping hishands together at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosenedhis pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long momentsand asked,'How does that feel'?
He replied:"It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken."
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